Hello world!

Please read this first!

I decided to claim this little corner of the web as my own after becoming frustrated with much of the modern web. I miss the days when the web was simpler and going online meant posting in forums or updating your personal site. Now we all live constantly online due to the rise of smartphones. I'm not going to get into dooming and glooming (I want this site to be a level-headed space, and anyone reading this likely already understands), so I will leave it at that.